Rumors

By Neil Simon

Directed by Frank Moffett

Auditions will be held Wednesday and Thursday, September 3rd and 4th at 7:00 p.m. at Cunningham Hall, 75 Edge Hill Road, in Milton.

Neil Simon's Rumors is a hilarious, door-slamming anniversary party interrupted by a missing wife, lawyer cover-up, and a flesh wound. The four couples, dressed to the nines, arrive and soon nobody can remember who has said what about whom. Hilarity abounds as the couples get more and more frenzied and confused.

5 females and 5 males ages 25 - 60.  Auditions will consist of readings from the script. Please bring a resume and headshot if available.

Character Descriptions

Ken Gorman - a lawyer; a spin doctor

Chris Gorman - a lawyer; a bundle of nerves

Lenny Ganz – an accountant; hungry; whiplash

Claire Ganz - society woman; a gossip

Ernie Cusack – an analyst - the most level headed

Cookie Cusack - cooking show host; bad back

Glenn Cooper - running for politicaloffice; image aware

Cassie Cooper - insecure and jealous wife

Officer Welch - has seen and heard it all

Officer Pudney - younger female officer

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